- 1. I did not get my tooth extracted....this time.
- 2. When I have a tooth extracted, you'll know because the poem will surely included references to vomiting.
- 3. You can un-see tooth pulp bulging out of a broken molar in real life (#nofilter!)
Still, even medical procedures performed on others cause me great distress, therefore, I have a 2-for-Haikusday special. Enjoy!
A tooth extraction
Denies the body of all
The good things to eat
A liquid diet
Reminds carnivores they care
About T-bone steaks.